AMERICAN FOLKLORE

                                      The Creation of a Pussy
                                         
                                                   

               Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
                  Created a pussy to their design.

                  First was a butcher, smart with wit,
                  Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

                  Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
                  With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

                  Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
                  By using red velvet, he lined it within.

                  Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
                  With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

                  Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
                  Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

                  Sixth was a preacher whose name was
                  McGee,
                  Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

                  Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
                  He sucked it and fucked it and called it  a cunt.